Irony
This has to be the mother of all bad excuses.... or the mother of all "I was sick" excuses. Check out this article about a Pennsylvania teacher who was nominated three times for Teacher of the Year award and faked about having a brain tumor to "skip school" :-). Apparently she's been doing this for 16 years and people started getting suspicious because she was not showing any signs of chemo, which she claimed she was going through. I am sure her students have learned some lesson..... don't stick to one disease for too long :-)